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Post by Iceman on Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:34 pm

Not sure if I am repeating a thread but here goes....

What do you call an accordianist who carries a pager..........an optimist.
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Post by IanO on Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:33 pm

How do you tell when the drummers stool is level?

He dribbles out of both sides of his mouth
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Post by DuoFuzz on Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:27 pm

It's an old one but here we go....

Q. What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?

A. You only need to punch the information into the drum machine once! Very Happy

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Post by corsair on Tue Mar 08, 2011 2:02 am

How many guitarists to change a light bulb?


25... 1 to actually change the bulb and 24 to stand around saying, "Nice, but I could've done it better!"

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Post by xbarnesx on Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:13 am

how do you know when your drummers at the door?
the knocking speeds up!

I also really like the long jungle exploration joke about the drums not stopping but havent the time or inclination to type it

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Post by corsair on Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:48 am

How about this...

A guitar player runs into another player that he's not seen for ages and says..
"What you been up to?"
The other replies,
"Well, you know that Eric Clapton saw my band last May and in the following June, rang me up and asked to use my song?"
1st guy,
"No way, man!!"
"Yeah, and there's more... He rang me again and said that as it's my song I may as well go into the studio and do the solo!!"
"What?!?!"
"And then he says, 'well, you may as well come out on the tour with us?'"
"Oh, man I never heard any of this, eh!!"
" I only got back to town last month and have put a band together. We played the Flaming Lizard last week, but we really sucked!!"
"Oh, yeah; I heard about THAT!"

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Post by Iceman on Tue Mar 08, 2011 6:13 am

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, forget it. The keyboard player did took care of it with his left hand during the bridge.
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Post by kebabage on Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:08 am

Guitarist: I broke a G-string whilst fingering A minor

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Post by fish on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:27 am

Play the blues backwards? The wife returns, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of jail. clown

If you play country music backwards? You get your house back, your car back and your wife back! clown
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Post by Sollophonic on Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:53 am

Q) How do you get your guitarist off your doorstep?

A) Pay him for the pizza

Banjo player pulls up at a petrol station late at night, needing some fuel and something to eat. Its in a tough part of town, and his prized banjo is there on the back seat in its case. So he parks in the light where he can see the car and double locks it. Fuels up, goes inside, gets himself a coffee and a snack, comes out, finds the rear window smashed, door open........













............and theres another banjo in there!!!
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Post by fish on Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:16 pm

Why do bagpipe players march when they play? Its more difficult to shoot a moving target! clown
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Post by colt933 on Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:30 pm

xbarnesx wrote:how do you know when your drummers at the door?
the knocking speeds up!

I also really like the long jungle exploration joke about the drums not stopping but havent the time or inclination to type it


"When drums stop, very bad...Bass solo!!"
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Post by fish on Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:43 pm

xbarnesx wrote:how do you know when your drummers at the door?
the knocking speeds up!

I also really like the long jungle exploration joke about the drums not stopping but havent the time or inclination to type it


If you like drummer jokes

Whats the difference between a live drummer and a drum machine? You only punch the instructions into the machine once! clown

Or....

How is a drum solo like a sneeze? You know its about to happen, but you can't do anything to prevent it. clown
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Post by Iceman on Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:27 pm

What don't you have when every banjo in the world stands in a pit and you cover them up to their chins in sand??





.................. enough sand.
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Post by caucajun on Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:08 pm

............the club owner hollers to the band..."i wanna see the musicians AND the drummer in my office, NOW!" Laughing

how do you keep you violin from being stolen?

put it in a VIOLA case!................... Evil or Very Mad


...hello? Embarassed
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Post by Iceman on Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:12 pm

caucajun wrote:


...hello? Embarassed

Are those crickets I'm hearing?? rabbit
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Post by caucajun on Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:49 pm

Iceman wrote:
caucajun wrote:


...hello? Embarassed

Are those crickets I'm hearing?? rabbit



"chirp, baby......chirp" Cool
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Post by xbarnesx on Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:55 am

colt933 wrote:
xbarnesx wrote:I also really like the long jungle exploration joke about the drums not stopping but havent the time or inclination to type it


"When drums stop, very bad...Bass solo!!"

thats the bad boy

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Post by Iceman on Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:41 am

This one isn't mine but I'm posting it here anyway............

How can you tell the difference between a hammered dulcimer and an Appalachian dulcimer?



Hammered dulcimers burn hotter while Appalachian dulcimers burn longer. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Razz Razz Twisted Evil
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