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Post by Barry on Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:36 pm

(this is a continuation of the original thread Should Dan Kill His Brother Steve)

Unfortunately I could not add a poll to an existing thread so cast your vote for or against the killing here.

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Post by Iceman on Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:39 pm

Don't mess with the Steve... Evil or Very Mad



...that is all. No no no

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Post by Barry on Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:49 pm

As generally opposed as I am to wanton homicide...in this case, shred the lazy lout.

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Post by corsair on Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:57 am

I'd vote..... But there's nothing in it for me! And we all know, it's all about me.... Laughing

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Post by G.A.S. man on Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:04 am

Hunting


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Post by Sgt. Vimes on Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:20 pm

hang on......are we proposing to kill steve for being lazy and shirking his guitar repair responsibilities, or for being a coward and hiding from the missus?
I just need to be clear on this

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Post by Barry on Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:42 pm

Sgt. Vimes wrote:hang on......are we proposing to kill steve for being lazy and shirking his guitar repair responsibilities, or for being a coward and hiding from the missus?...
Yes.

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Post by gittarasaurus on Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:00 pm

i could maybe vote yes, but you are gonna have to give me that concord to keep quiet about it Twisted Evil

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Post by The Chad on Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:35 pm

Oh man, these posts are hilarious! Yay! I voted out of respect to that. (although Prof. Grogg's "Faraday" comments are a trip too)

And although I happen to be a merciful soul, others are not and it's not looking good for you Steve... Hunting

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Post by G.A.S. man on Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:59 am

scratch is this still not decided yet..

Do i get the to choose the means of my end... silent

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Post by hoax on Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:51 pm

Steve

Since you have been such a good sport and agreed to be killed for treating your nice brother like dirt and for generally being a right proper rascal, I think it would be OK for you to choose the method, but the deep freeze, shredder, and fish food disposal option is not up for grabs.

Things aren't looking good for you so far!!

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Post by Westbone on Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:56 am

Dan's not gonna cut his nose off to spite his face.

Steve must live.Twisted Evil

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Post by G.A.S. man on Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:45 am

Decided.. I want to be smothered while trying to remove Angelina Jollies thong with just my teeth....

Think this is the only fair way to go.. Plus i get to pluck a G String for the last time..
The Views just a bonus really lol!

Plus if it's put on pay per view Dan might be able to raise some funds for the Westones i'll miss out on.... Puppy Eyes Sad

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Post by Barry on Sat Jun 30, 2012 10:19 am

The comments are terrifically funny, but don't forget this is a POLL folks.
We need to vote first, comment second eh?
Only 8 have bothered to click so far. Not much of a consensus.
Won't be much of a shredding really will it? Neutral

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Post by Barry on Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:27 pm

Wheee! We're up to 10 votes.
Is that it? Are we done like dinner?

Not quite the response I was expecting from almost a thousand members! Neutral
I'll leave it up to Hoax to ultimately decide 1) if we're done. 2) what the ultimate fate shall be.

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Post by G.A.S. man on Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:58 pm

G.A.S. man wrote:Decided.. I want to be smothered while trying to remove Angelina Jollies thong with just my teeth....

Think this is the only fair way to go.. Plus i get to pluck a G String for the last time..
The Views just a bonus really lol!

Plus if it's put on pay per view Dan might be able to raise some funds for the Westones i'll miss out on.... Puppy Eyes Sad

Still want to go out this way !!!
Can we hsve a poll on this instead Barry ????

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Post by hoax on Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:45 pm

OK

As I predicted, he is a dead man walking.

So Steve, Angelina has to smother you. Not with a pillow, but with her fun bags, as you try to wriggle into postion enough to remove the said thong with the aforementioned GASman Steve's dental plates.

Thereafter, your nice brother Dan, has agreed to provide a chill, a shredder, and a lake for the disposal of the mortal remains of our dearly beloved Steve, who paid the ultimate price for treating his nice brother Dan as an unpaid luthier and for coercing him into hiding guitars under the bed, so that the sly surly Steve would not get a hard time from his Missus.

Steve, in the afterworld, remember two things only - Firstly, I might need some of your guitars and of course secondly the beautiful Angelina who was good enough to fly from the States to poke her perkies up your hooter until the official certification of death.

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Post by G.A.S. man on Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:52 pm

Rest.In.Perkie.Peace...


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Post by Sgt. Vimes on Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:25 pm

well, its a shame really steve was a good bloke underneath, gonna miss him Cry Sad


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Post by Barry on Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:05 pm

It's now official.
R.I.P.



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Post by Iceman on Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:32 pm

Ha! Nice try you dastardly weasels. That ain't Angelina's signature... Shocked

You should have listened to me earlier but no... you elected the path of pain. Twisted Evil

On behalf of Steve's good name I this day hereby take it upon myself as my forsworn duty to avenge his good name. That's right boys, you mess with one Steve you mess with all of us... Evil or Very Mad

Steve WILL have his revenge... I\'m watching you!

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Post by DuoFuzz on Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:12 pm

Just noticed the poll was way to close, and since I haven't voted yet, I thought I'd tip it over the edge.

My vote - KILL KILL KILL! So Happy

Sorry Steve, it had to be done. There is some positives from all this, it looks like your getting better internet access in the underworld, how is Lucifer keeping these days?

DAN.

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Post by G.A.S. man on Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:23 pm

I'm coming to get you all !!
It'll take abit longer now i'm a 4ft plastic doll but here's Chucky..

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Post by beavis on Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:07 am

Well, now that the deed is done, I'll become a tosser.

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Post by Sgt. Vimes on Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:13 am

become?

Yes yes!

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Post by Barry on Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:34 pm

beavis wrote:...I'll become a tosser.
Um, I think you'll find that there's a quantum leap from "giving a toss" to becoming a "tosser".

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Post by G.A.S. man on Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:09 pm

Barry wrote:
beavis wrote:...I'll become a tosser.
Um, I think you'll find that there's a quantum leap from "giving a toss" to becoming a "tosser".
Yeah i agree..
Giving means someones paying for your effort...
Becoming a tosser means your still paying for your own KY jelly & Kleenex lol! lol!
I Think... Thinking Thinking

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